January 2012
Like or reblog this if you're fuckin stoned.
worryisawastedemotion:
goddamn
heh
Operator: 911, please hold.
Me: Stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
Murderer: ok
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spending my new years making graham crackers and watching friends :D
also stoned as fuck
A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
oldfamiliarway:
11:57 pm
11:58 pm
11:59 pm
12:00 am
12:01 am
December 2011
Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
jewdas:
I’ll never understand people who don’t/won’t swear
my vocabulary isn’t complete without a good list of swear words
Best Moments of 2011
blackhookeramengaga:
anything and everything Lady Gaga did
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Watchlettyandthecity:
toxic-teen:
what in the name of pie did i just lay my eyes on
I…I don’t know…
omfj the baby THE BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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neffyy:
I never even heard of Tyler the creator since the VMAs and I havent heard of him since tbh.
he got arrested which is how i reheard of him.
Watchlegitkev:
oh my god, this is me
and the curtain surely fell down. the sheet excuse me.
amigara:
dnosebapps:
If I told everyone I identified as Obama would everyone have to be sensitive and respect my choice?
prolly
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“I just think that if you don’t read the newspaper and the only TV you watch is...”
– Hank Hill (via thepascall)
Why is it okay for formerly repressed groups to...
blackguyandrew:
sup3rmutant:
noteghost:
antithet:
Surely, people who have suffered injustice in the past should know better than to do the same to others?
No-one should make sexist, racist or sexuality based etc. insults. There is no excusable group.
Nigger jokes are funny.
No one’s gonna stop anytime soon, tbh. So I’m just gonna grow some thicker skin and shake shit off.
^
^^^^...
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The funniest complaint about Zelda.
toon-link:
eastclocktown:
“What the hell this is just like every other Zelda!! I want more originality!!” and then
“What the hell this is too different!!! This isn’t Zelda!!!!! Why isn’t what I expect to happen happening?!?”
then there’s,
“What the hell the art style is too kiddy this is so stupid!!!” (WW)
and then
“What the hell the art style is too boring and dull!!!” (TP)
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ikillforfame:
I hope she does a video for Bad Kids and Goverment Hooker and Hairand the queen and fashion of his love
